queerstatic:

eatsleepcrap:

queerstatic:

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

softydeluxe:

potential noises the pokémon in Detective Pikachu will make:

Best Outcome: they’ll just make their own animal noises (charizard roars like a dragon, the bird pokemon tweet and chirp, etc.)

Neutral Outcome: they say their names like in the anime (“bulbasaur bulbasaur”)

Cursed Outcome: they make the horrible dial up screaming like they do in the video games

coffeeandcastiel:

my story: hey please write me i want to exist

me: write your own goddamn self you son of a FUCK

chansaw:

chansaw:

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face