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replied to your post “ahh do north x markus x simon (u ship those 3 right? the jericho…”
ahh yeah i remember u talking abt josh!!! like you said idk the content but i do like reading about ur headcanons and interpretations it’s really fun!
ur pure, lisa ;_;
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hubris is sexy actually
being so excessively self-confident that the gods themselves have to intervene to teach you not to be such a smug little bastard??? that’s preddy hot
yes, i do ship those three!
tho the jericho squad (aka: jericho four, jericrew, polycho) refers to four characters: markus, north, josh and simon
but thats okay, you don’t know this content. imma throw josh in there cuz i ship them all and hey, i like josh (with a side note that he’s the most forgotten of the jericho four by fandom so i wanna include him. josh exists, you guys!!)
so yeah, whatever they’re called, the gangs all here:
who hogs the duvet
none of them need it for warmth so its more of a comfort thing, so with that in mind: north. theres a gal that curls into a ball sometimes
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
i can see all of them doing this (but with their mind connection, tho i don’t know the range of that thing) so from most to least: simon, josh, markus, north (this is not me implying north doesn’t care about her husband and besties)
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
markus, he’s artistic and was raised by a guy with a giraffe in his house
who gets up first in the morning
north sleeps the least
also contrary to popular opinion androids do sleep (we see it several times in the game), i imagine its like a computer being off or on stand by
who suggests new things in bed
simon
yeah you heard me
the jumping off point for my josh/simon and markus/simon sexual headcanons is that simon is curious and experimental and gets things going, even if he’s a bit shy about it at first. and it doesn’t help that he can’t swear. when markus and simon start doing things together, simon is the more experienced one because him and josh spend some of their pre-markus days doing robot sex stuff
so i imagine, yes, he has the most things to suggest. then josh. then markus, who was completely inexperienced (and tho he has intimacy programming like all household androids, he’s pretty indifferent to it at first and post-deviating it didn’t even occur to him to even touch himself) and then north, who for at least a while, is sex repulsed due to trauma. so she’s least likely to start things like that
who cries at movies
oh, i’d like all of them to cry. it is their rA9-given right as deviants to cry
in order from most to least: josh, markus, simon, north
who gives unprompted massages
none of them. tho they do all touch each other a lot!
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
no sickness here [kamski voice] perfect beings
tho, techo viruses, perhaps? in that case, simon. he’s a mother hen, really
who gets jealous easiest
no jealousy here, i’ve made that a rule
unless its non-romantic jealousy, then i can imagine north getting jealous of other androids getting treated better by humans. she gets over it
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
you decide, heres what i think their tastes are
markus = classical
north = rowdy college rock and punk rock
josh = indie folk acoustic guitar kinda thing and grunge music
simon = pop music of the sara bareilles variety (i was just gonna say pop music but i wanna make it clear im picturing a very specific kind, the kind with ballads). he also knows every disney song because that makes sense
who collects something unusual
does collecting android children count?
what about cult members?
i actually don’t have a serious answer for this i dunno
who takes the longest to get ready
markus because he has the most outfits to choose from
who is the most tidy and organised
simon, he’s a PL600. i mean, sure markus and josh would also be neat but simon was literally a maidbot and i imagine certain behaviours stick with ya
who gets most excited about the holidays
i like to imagine this squad having christmas parties (and other such parties) cuz i like to imagine everybody socializing in large groups. so they gotta like christmas enough to have parties about it. i imagine simon, markus and josh all are at least into the holiday (they spent enough time with humans to celebrate it) whilst north is indifferent cuz she’s never hada christmas. oh, thats a plot
north’s first christmas! seriously, how cute is that?
oh gosh picturing them all in christmas jumpers is warming my heart so much. and you just know simon’s cooking some elaborate and abundant christmas meals. another reason for the party, so theres humans around to eat it!
on the other hand, i do like the idea of all of them preparing lots of food together and giving it to homeless shelters so they can have a lovely christmas. its altruistic and they can spend time with them, giving north human bonding time
this is all very sweet
oh to answer the question, from most to least: simon, markus, josh, north
who is the big spoon/little spoon
ALL COMBOS ARE VIABLE AND PERFECT
and gosh damn theres a lot of combos there
more often than not i imagine them in this order when laying in bed: josh spooning simon who is spooning markus who is spooning north
but note i am very fond of north spooning markus
tho josh/north & simon/north cuddles happen the least (they’re friends not lovers), its still on the table cuz friends can cuddle too. basically, it’s all good.
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
north!!
(man, they’d all be really good at sports, that’d be a tough competition)
who starts the most arguments
north and josh equally and that is a fact
them two spend most of the game bitchin’ at each other whilst markus and simon are comparatively softer. despite this i do imagine north and josh are friends, eventually good friends, but they do have their disagreements
who suggests that they buy a pet
so if hank and connor got dogs, gavin and nines got cats, what do the jericho squad have? besides 16 children? (those aren’t pets!)
birds
and thus, it was markus who suggested it
round little birds, both android and organic. peep peep!
what couple quadruple traditions they have
parties at every holiday (simon just really wants to cook, you guys)
i don’t really understand what tradition means in this context so im moving on (any answer i can think of goes in the “spend time together” question so uh)
what tv shows they watch together
what other couple they hang out with
hank & connor, mostly. they’d be in the most contact with those two. theres also the tracis (north would like them a lot). kara & luther (etc), they’d see the least of cuz they’re in canada but it’d still happen cuz everybody is gonna be friends!!
kamski & chloe they’d see a lot of due to Political Stuff
how they spend time together as a couple quadruple
i really like to imagine these guys bonding and doing mundane activities
who made the first move
with simon/josh, simon made the first move
with any pairing involving markus, he did NOT make the first move
within game its impossible to determinate whom of markus and north made the first move because it goes like: they like each other then they love each other then they’re just a couple now. and it just sorta happens
but let’s operate on the assumption that markus is socially awkward, because its one of my favourite headcanons, it delights me to no end. boy can do lovely speeches but when it comes to one on one interaction he’s got major school only child energy and is clueless. so basically i hc that he was too socially oblivious and polite to make the first move with any of his beloveds
so everybody else made the first move with him
who brings flowers home
AWWWW markus!
who is the best cook
simon. since i assume PL600s are basically the male versions of AX400s (cuz the uniforms are the same and they’re both maid/nannybots), then they must have the same features, including the ability to prepare 9000 kinds of meals
markus is a very close second cuz he’s also a household android
josh can make good coffee/tea, north can and will cook nothing
ooooh thanks babe!
who hogs the duvet
charlie. i can see him so easily, curled up to the side in the covers
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
uhhhh desmond but i can see them both doing this. note that this was in a time when texting was less ubiquitous and lot harder on the thumbs so the texts wouldn’t happen that often. the phone calls, more-so
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
charlie mainly cuz i imagine des would be less creative when it comes to objects that can be owned. charlie is the wackier, more artistic of the two
who gets up first in the morning
des. charlie sleeps in and des wakes up at like 6 in the morning to work out
who suggests new things in bed
OH FUCK THATS CHARLIE charlie is such a thirsty bitch
i’ve already headcanon’d that charlie is kinky as fuck whilst des is more, well, he’s open to other people suggesting kinks and other new things (discussing it a bit then being like “all right, brutha, we’ll try it and see how it goes)
and they’re both catholic so ya know things gonna get weird
who cries at movies
charlie
i mean, they both can depending on the movie but charlie is more likely
who gives unprompted massages
nobody should give unprompted massages but charlie, probably
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
ooh both are plausible. they’d both worry about each others well being a lot. i can tell ya who’d be better at it: des. he’s spent his early life taking care of other people, his brothers, so he’d be better at practical care work, yeah?
meanwhile charlie, whilst he has a very powerful desire to care for his loved ones, is panic-y and also an idiot. so for comparison whilst des is like making soup and preparing medicine, charlie is near hyperventilating and when des tells him to do something he runs to each task like its a life or death situation
who gets jealous easiest
CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE that bitch’s jealousy issues are nasty. yeah des is an insecure person too, everybody on lost is but des is normal in comparison to charlie who is so very not okay and *needs* validation and attention and love like its oxygen. and is very insecure. and this manifests as seething jealousy. the “they have a friend? that means they hate me” kinda jealousy. add the fact that desmond is clit meltingly hot, then we have an Uh Oh situation brewing
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
take a wild fucking guess
fucking moody english indie trying to be punk rock nonsense that’s trying really hard to be deep but its really just glorified shower thoughts
that’s what i think of charlie’s music and all music like it, and charlie would be into other bands that’re also into philosophical wanking on stage
who collects something unusual
pass
who takes the longest to get ready
charlie
des just puts on some clothes and finger combs his hair a bit. and he knows how to be quick at showers due to his time in the hatch. also des is so that kinda person is like, effortlessly hot. and he doesn’t even know it
charlie is the kinda guy who wears nail polish and eye liner and jewelry, of course he’s taking longer to get ready. he also wants attention and has awful self esteem so he’s not ready until he’s satisfied with his level of early 2000s bi stereotype punk grunge look that day. takes longer days where he hates how he looks no matter what he does and can’t denial himself into Manic Pride mode
fuck i can meta anything can’t i?
but yeah des is just insta hot and charlie is perfecting organized chaos
who is the most tidy and organised
in my head, im comparing their living spaces we see on the show. if i remember correctly, charlie has records lying around on his floor? but i may be wrong
i’d say they’re kinda even
who gets most excited about the holidays
oh, i can see them both enjoying that, with charlie expressing most glee (side note: he’s a december baby so theres that). christmas was a chore for desmond when he was young because 3 brothers but him and penny had lovely christmas together. and i imagine charlie had great christmas with his family too
it just feels like a nice aesthetic/mood for both of them
who is the big spoon/little spoon
theres no Rules but oof, des and charlie… really nice mental image
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
charlie, the try hard
who starts the most arguments
charlie. throughout life in general, really
(i can see him being a “whats THAT supposed to mean??” kinda person)
who suggests that they buy a pet
I NEVER PICTURED THEM OWNING A PET
i dunno i dunno!!! i don’t even know what to picture!!
what couple traditions they have
???pass
what tv shows they watch together
pass, i can’t think of anything
what other couple they hang out with
well, penny and claire would be the other half of this polyam quartet
and uh. theres a lot of couples in lost. and if charlie is alive then everybody is so its really a free for all. big family
how they spend time together as a couple
– kissing, cuddling, banging
– having emotional breakdowns
– des could teach charlie how to sail
– and on the flipside, charlie can teach des an instrument
– it occurs to me that at some point they could start going to church together
– blessed be to all whom date charlie pace for the shitty poetry they’d have to endure (but lovingly, seeing charlie passionate is beautiful to des and claire)
who made the first move
i flip back and forth on that one, but i do have a preference for des being the one o start the ball rolling on this thing. not set in stone tho
who brings flowers home
aww des!!!
who is the best cook
desmond, whom i imagine is a pretty good cook. and charlie eats simple kinds of foods that anybody could get by on. many of which don’t require cooking. e.g beans on toast, noodles, tea/coffee, things you microwave, store bought desserts, yogurt. more often than not, orders a take-a-way
both of them came from poor/below average backgrounds but des has had to take care of more people growing up, whilst charlie had a more stable homelife and his dad was a butcher so i figure he was physically well cared for. and charlie’s mum comes across as really, really doting (maybe too much)
so once he grew up and lived his with brother, he was like “oh, mum used to cook all that stuff, guess we’ll just have a chinese for dinner, liam”, not in those words of course but i mean, that was the Mood. he misses banoffee pie
and des can actually make stuff that requires steps and a pre-heated oven
- who hogs the duvet
- who texts/rings to check how their day is going
- who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
- who gets up first in the morning
- who suggests new things in bed
- who cries at movies
- who gives unprompted massages
- who fusses over the other when they’re sick
- who gets jealous easiest
- who has the most embarrassing taste in music
- who collects something unusual
- who takes the longest to get ready
- who is the most tidy and organised
- who gets most excited about the holidays
- who is the big spoon/little spoon
- who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
- who starts the most arguments
- who suggests that they buy a pet
- what couple traditions they have
- what tv shows they watch together
- what other couple they hang out with
- how they spend time together as a couple
- who made the first move
- who brings flowers home
- who is the best cook
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