simptasia's blog

samid11:

I just remembered that when I was like 6 I had a dream where I heard a very tiny “hello!” and I looked and it was this tiny white puffball and it looked like this

that was god

commander-ledi:

emergencycocktail:

switch:

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

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andrewlloydwebber:

this is about the phantom of the opera…. which opened on broadway in 1988

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troybaker:

I thought nothing mattered except the mission…
But then one day I understood.

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babyspicegf:

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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