people I still want to stab over a decade later:

thebibliosphere:

morgynleri:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way,
you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction
in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

no television show in history ever has or ever will surpass the harold-steals-a-baby episode of person of interest

I DON’T THINK SOME OF YOU UNDERSTAND. HAROLD FINCH, CERTIFIED SUPER GENIUS, IS GIVEN A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OF A PERSON WHO IS ABOUT TO BE INVOLVED WITH A VIOLENT CRIME, GOES TO CHECK IT OUT, REALIZES THE PERSON IS A BABY, PANICS, AND KIDNAPS HER FROM A HOSPITAL, THEN TAKES HER BACK TO HIS SECRET LIBRARY HIDEOUT WHERE HE BUILDS HER A PLAY PEN OUT OF BOOKS, WHICH SHE ESCAPES, AND THEN HAS ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE SHE FINDS HIS PARTNER’S WEAPON CACHE AND PROCEEDS TO STICK A GRENADE IN HER MOUTH

“just a smoke grenade”

“IT’S STILL A GRENADE”

and then reese, his partner, takes her ‘under cover’ by sticking an adult sized beanie on her head

and it only gets better from there

your faves could never

galoosreblogger:

super8motel:

spacehunter-m:

red delicious apples are a waste of agricultural resources

They literally only exist so much because baby boomers liked how pretty they were and didn’t care that they were disgusting. By the 90s grocery stores routinely bought them and threw them away.

“…the paradox of the Red Delicious: alluring yet undesirable, the most produced and arguably the least popular apple in the United States. It lurks in desolation. Bumped around the bottom of lunch bags as schoolchildren rummage for chips or shrink-wrapped Rice Krispies treats. Waiting by the last bruised banana in a roadside gas station, the only produce for miles. Left untouched on hospital trays, forlorn in the fruit bowl at hotel breakfast buffets, bereft in nests of gift-basket raffia.” -Sarah Yager, The Awful Reign of the Red Delicious

in this house we eat honey crisp

wafflebloggies:

pugbytes:

vaulthunterexe:

JOURNEY IS COMING TO PC

For all my PC-gaming folks who have never before had the opportunity to play Journey!

This is one of the most wholesome games I’ve ever played. It’s gorgeous, and if you’re playing online, you’ll forge anonymous connections with other journeying players who will travel with you real-time.

Please play Journey! One of my fondest memories in gaming is spamming music notes in time with my in-game partner – it’s a wonderful experience and no one should have to miss out on it 🙂

At last!!!